The Squatch

• * Apple Arcade Game of the Year Winner! **

Live the life of a Sasquatch and do regular everyday Sasquatch stuff like:

• Sneak around campsites
• Disguise yourself in human clothing
• Eat food from unguarded coolers and picnic baskets
• Play a quick 9 holes at the golf course
• Adopt a lost dog and take care of it
• Go fishing at the lake
• Cook sausages on an engine block
• Crush cars with a monster truck
• Get chased around by the park ranger
• Dig up buried treasure
• Take a driving test and get your driver’s license
• Shred some powder at the ski hill
• Work as a doctor and diagnose patients with laboratory tests, X-rays, and an electrocardiogram
• Buy, upgrade, and race vehicles at the racetrack
• Get a team of ducks to build upgrades for your house
• Rent an apartment in the nearby town
• Get certified to operate a forklift and unload cargo ships
• Work as an executive at a major corporation
• Get a camera and fill up a photo album with memories
• Work as a photographer at the local newspaper
• Watch television from the comfort of your own home
• Apply for a taxi license and drive people around
• Work as a security guard at the local port and file paperwork
• Have your disguises customized by a fashionable duck
• Play virtual arcade games like 'Parking Master' and 'Arcade Simulator' to win big prizes
• Take a ferry over to an island
• Get a surfboard and shred some waves to impress the locals
• Shop for furniture and have it shipped to your house via express delivery
• Buy a boat and catch some saltwater fish in the ocean
• Invest in a spaghetti-based business venture and revolutionize the industry
• Go waterskiing, or take someone else waterskiing
• Ride the bus, or drive people around as a bus driver for fun and profit
• Carve pumpkins, go trick-or-treating, and celebrate Halloween
• Compete in battle royale snowball fight events
• Obtain highly accredited diplomas from late night television infomercials
• Dig up dinosaur bones and make a T-Rex skeleton
• Go scuba diving with your dog and explore sunken ships and pirate treasure
• Accidentally irradiate patients while working at the hospital
• Work as a police officer and write speeding tickets and other traffic violations
• Explore the sewers and smell terrible afterwards
• Modify your vehicles with rims, tires, and customizable parts
• Race in motocross events and do 360 spins
• Tend to a virtual camp fire and try not to burn the forest down
• Buy a cell phone and take your calls on the road
• Work as a delivery driver for a shipping company
• Forage mushrooms in exchange for dynamite
• Run a private campground on an island
• Be a substitute ferry captain
• Work as a crane operator while wearing night-vision goggles
• Advertise on local billboards to make your business ventures more profitable
• Play solitaire on your home computer
• Play an arcade game about playing arcade games inside the arcade and discover its secrets
• Take advantage of your computer's extended warranty and break it on purpose for a free replacement
• Dance the day away by watching the music channel on your TV
• Run an election campaign for mayor
• Stock up on cellular phone minutes and call your human friends to hang out
• Operate an exciting cargo elevator
• Customize the nearby town to your liking
• Pick out cool new outfits for all your human friends
• Smooth the flow of traffic by raising speed limits and removing stop signs and traffic lights
• Strap on some VR goggles and experience an alternate reality
• Get a portable cassette tape player and rock out to your favorite in-game tunes
• Work as a paramedic and save lives with your ambulance and gurney
• Put out fires and save the town as a firefighter
• And more!